Something LoL about Bisexual

Long long long...long ago,there was no human being but only giant animals roamed the earth.God said:It is so quiet on the earth,I should doing something to make it more active.So God send two persons --  Adam and Eve to here,and ordered them to build the garden of Eden.


In the course of building,they felt so tired and there was nothing fun.The two came up with a new idea: Shaping clay figurine.Because they wanted to more people could help them complete the assignment as soon as possible.They began when they have some free time.

They have shaped so many clay figurines.But in a stormy night,all the clay figurines disappeared after escaped from their magic.They were so nervous,for these clay figurines would became persons like them when they escaped,and God would punish them for wrongdoing.They knew that the results would be very serious,so the two wanted to escape from God,and they also knew they must need more and more power to oppose to the God.

One day,the two found out an important secret about the God -- That is -- If they have sex with each other,they can create enough power to escape from the God.So,the two began romantic nights over and over again. But unexpected things had followed:All the clay figurines came back again,can do everything like them.The two knew: We've already made it.

Gradually,they found out something bizarre.Why some persons were fond of breast and dick at the same time and they had strange sexual orientation,etc.Which made them very confusion.

Maybe a small amount of population can't satisfy them.They need exploration !

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Bisexual -- A new concept was born,that is -- people who have the innate capacity to form enduring physical,romantic and/or emotional attractions to those of the same gender or to those of another  gender .There  may  be  an  individual  preference  for one  gender over others. Bisexuality is not synonymous with being polyamorous.Individual bisexual people may be celibate,monogamous or non-monogamous just as individual straight,lesbian or gay people can be.